incognito bush


a less-noticeable, thick patch of embar-ssing hair on a person’s body. people like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during s-xual encounters (i.e. having s-x in the dark).
duder 1: “oh yeah dude i love 69, but i can’t do it with the lights on.”

duder 2: “why the h-ll not?”

duder 1: “because my girl saw my hairy -ss last time and said it was nasty. so, i gotta make sure the lights are off so it’s incognito bush son!”

duder 2: “ha ha dude! that’s so sad that you have to hide that thing!”

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