Incomming Crapstrike
people with constipation problems sometimes take too much laxatives.
with that their cr-p goes airborne and becomes a cr-pstrike.
guy 1: sh-t i won’t make it to the toilet!
guy 2: no, whatever you do, just don’t…
guy 1: incomming cr-pstrike
guy 2: nooooo >flatsj!<
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