Independant woman
a woman who secretly aspires to be a man
many men find her annoying, usually loud-mouthed, and overall repulsive.
she is a live example of political correctness and its ever growing stranglehold on america. this woman will not allow you to buy her gifts nor will she allow you to simply hold a door open for her because it “offends” her and she wants to prove that she can do it herself.
common habits of these women include but are not limited to:
lack of personal hygene
failure to shave
chronic sl-ttyness
manly strength
and finally, spontanious p-n-s growth
guy 1: i tried to buy my girlfriend something nice for valentines day..
guy 2: you tried to buy her something?! isn’t she an independant woman? what did she do?
guy 1: she grew a p-n-s and raped me..
guy 2: ouch
certain sub species of the ‘fairer’ s-x that thinks she can ‘take care of herself’ and ‘don’t need no man to pay her bills’. often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
im an independant woman. i don’t need no help from no scrub. how do i wire this plug??
im an independant woman. aint no man gonna run my life. how do i set this video recorder??
certain sub species of the ‘fairer’ s-x that thinks she can ‘take care of herself’ and ‘don’t need no man to pay her bills’. often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.
im an independant woman. i don’t need no help from no scrub. how do i wire this plug??
im an independant woman. aint no man gonna run my life. how do i set this video recorder??
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