independent baptist



another word for a christian fundamentalist. these kinds of people think it’s okay to kill their children for repeatedly mispr-nouncing a word (using the book “to train up a child”) and believe child abuse should be legalized. they believe only themselves, brother micah, steven anderson and members of the westboro baptist church will make it to heaven when they die. they send their children to independent baptist colleges with dystopian, totalitarian-like atmospheres such as bob jones university, crown college-tennessee, maranatha baptist university and pensacola christian college. they believe men and women should be separated at all times, including at the college-age. these people force women to dress up in jumpers and skirts and are never allowed to wear pants. they only believe in the king james bible and believe other versions are communistic, satanic and liberal. all forms of music, even contemporary christian, is satanic and therefore off-limits.
another child died today because his independent baptist parents beat him to death with plastic tubing and belts because he accidentally spilled his juice. the juice got all over his church clothes.

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