Inderlied
the inderlieds were the first h-m- sapien species discovered by archaeologists in the late 1800s. carbon dating has placed the inderlieds as far back as the pre-jur-ssic era with the dinosaurs. it is nothing short of a miracle they are still around today. archaeologists have offered an explanation of why inderlieds are still around, an explanation which has stirred quite a bit of controversy. they point out the above-average density of the pelvic region of these early male hominids, and make the claim that its purpose was to support a rather large appendage. they term this appendage “d-ckasaurus rex.” the theory of how they survived the m-ss extinction the dinosaurs suffered entails how the male inderlieds surrounded their tribes facing outward, and when the asteroid came the men became rather excited and their fully erect p-n-ses were large and strong enough to shield the entire tribe from any and all harm. erect in the face of danger, brave, and intelligent, the inderlieds were able to p-ss their genes to future generation for many millenia.
sally: so how was your night with jason?
natalia: well let’s just say he’s quite the inderlied!
sally: i have no idea how you got to cl-ss today you lucky girl!
natalia: -motions toward her wheelchair-
sally: …
dan: hey why is it called d-ckasaurus rex?
inderlied: because d-cks this big are extinct!
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