Indian Hot Pocket
when a man and a woman visit an indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man’s erectile function and removes both the man and the woman’s s-xual inhibitions. as a result, the man will often attempt to perform c-nn-l-ng-s, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral s-x act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend’s freshly-shaven box. this is the indian hot pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.
“dude, i heard you got lucky last night after dinner! did you totally lick her lunchbox?”
“well, i thought i was going to eat her cookie, but i ended up giving her an indian hot pocket instead.”
“i’m really hungry all of a sudden. are you hungry? i’m hungry.”
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