indian selfie
a selfie designed to enhance the cleavage by sacrificing the top of the head or scalp. easily identified by tracing the outer edge of the photo from the top which will cut off somewhere around the forehead or scalp, and the bottom which will inevitably find itself deep in some b–bage.
jeni –omg this b-tch just posted an indian selfie
brandi –a what?
jeni –you know when you scalp yourself to show some more b–b?
brandi –oh yeah, i do that all the time.
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