Indiana jones

when a male quickly remove a woman’s tampon and replaces the immediately achieved sp-ce with his erect p-n-s without her consent or knowledge.
a drunk woman is sleeping in bed beside her boyfriend during her menstrual cycle. he indiana jones her.
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the greatest hero of all time. has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. he continually defied the entire n-z- army.
indiana jones is s-xy
to swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from indiana jones. this action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.
my pen stopped working, so i indiana jones’d it with jeff’s. then i ran like h-ll from a giant rolling rock.
gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. this was not a movie, indiana jones was a real person. and the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.
as i am typing this, indiana jones is more than likely out in the aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. all by himself.
possibly the greatest bamf of all time. he killed more n-z-s in 6 hours of screentime than eisenhower did in the war. also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of n-z- sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a kraut and/or hun.
n-z- guard: papers, bitta.
indiana jones jones: not on your life, claus!
(epic fistfight ensues)
one of the coolest film heroes of all time, born in princeton, new jersey in 1899 (indy not harrison ford), probably the best known archeologist in the world, indy isn’t official called indiana but rather henry jones jnr, but he was very fond of the family dog, indiana so he became known as indiana, his dad insists he is called junior and this angers indy as we find out in the last crusade, during the war he and his mi6 buddy, hale, went on many adventures to stop the n-z-s and j-panese getting sources of paranormal power, e.g in indiana jones and the army of the dead, jones and hale travel to haiti to stop an army of undead! in 1947, he defeated the babylonian god, marduk (please play indiana jones and the infernal machine) and in 1957 he went in search of his friend, harold oxley who had lost his marbles and ended up finding a crystal skull, which if returned gives the returner a “gift”, to know everything and found he had a son (mutt williams a.k.a herny jones iii), mutt wasn’t happy about this early on but it sunk in. during the 90’s he still travelled, much to the opposition of his family, who thought he should settle down at nearly 100, and was a lecturer, and was willing to share stories of his youth with anyone who would listen.
a cool archeologist,

henry jones snr-we named the dog indiana

sallah-the dog?, you were named after a dog!?

indiana jones- i was very fond of that dog

marcus brody- can we go home now?

(the last few lines of the last crusade)
to duck under an automatic garage door while it’s closing (usually because you’re the last person to leave a house & don’t have keys with you)
no, i’ll just indiana jones the garage door
while two fingers are in the v-g-n-, they are slowly slid out while the p-n-s is simultaneously slid in, making the seamless transition to s-xual intercourse. it is reminiscent of the beginning of “raiders of the lost ark” when indy simultaneously switches the bag of sand with the golden idol.
1. i wasn’t sure suzy was down to f-ck, but after i gave her the indiana jones, she had no choice but to accept it.

2. i never knew how to make the transition from foreplay to s-x, but now that i’ve learned the indiana jones, i’m getting my d-ck wet much more often.

s-x intercourse v-g-n- d-ck finger