Indie Boy Syndrome
a medical condition that plagues men between the ages of 15 and 30, usually recreational writers, artists, or musicians. a person suffering from ibs is characterized as someone who, when alone with a female, constantly says vague and noncommittal things or lapse into silence, waiting for her to respond with something poetic, in hopes that she will fulfill the role of their indie dream girl and like all the same bands as him.
friend: did you go out with jake yesterday?
girl: yes
friend: well, how’d it go?
girl: i don’t know, we just sort of drove around. every now and again he’d say something cryptic and like … wait for me to respond. total case of indie boy syndrome
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