indie jake
a well fit bloke who sports vnecks and messy hair that is not straightened to bits. listens to the kooks and dances bare cute. unlike any unintellectual chav.
has an adorable little indie girlfriend. plays guitar and sings in a local band.
cali:oh my god like look at indie jake he is just so like amazingly perfect. jake! i love you!
jake: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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