Indie Wank


an individual, usually a teenager, that predominantly dresses in indie clothes, usually consisting of any of the following:

anything from topshop
skinny jeans
‘tea towel’ scarves
pixie boots
necklaces with very long chains and huge pendants
huge plastic sungl-sses
huge, flowery dresses that belong in a maternity section

and will generally be into any bands found on mysp-ce and aren’t at all well known or liked by anyone.

indie w-nks:

kate moss
any teenager who shops in topshop
a vast majority of the kids on mysp-ce

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