Industrial Service
despite the implied innuendo, an industrial service is when you tip your waiter, waitress, busboy, valet, et cetera to be in on a joke with you, usually at the expense of your friends. an industrial service is not meant to be demeaning to the person being tipped, but more of a joke that you are tipping them to corroborate. generally done for an inside joke with friends and a good story to tell, or for the vine.
friend 1: “man, i was so p-ssed when that hot waitress tripped me, but you guys were all in on it, so i kinda had to laugh along.”
friend 2: “wait, we were in on it? what do you mean?”
friend 1: “evidently, friend 3 tipped her so she would do it.”
friend 2: “is that why she never got my drink right? she just kept giving me waters and club soda.”
friend 1: “no, that one was my industrial service.”
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