industry-standard
(noun;adjective) one-hundred eighty pounds – the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly cl-ssified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much “b-tt”). as porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a “double industry-standard” is about 220 lbs. and a “triple” starts around 260.
as the industry-standard bullied her way past glenn, he smiled and once again thanked heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.
a bunch of unwritten rules people should follow when it comes to dating, think swingers meets dr phil. most of these rules just end up causing annoyance, confusion, and failure within normal human beings.
– c-cky guy: “a guy should wait a week before calling a girl after a first date”
– egotistical girl: “by then she would have found somebody else to go on a date with”
– person with a brain: “seriously f-ck the industry standard”
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