Infernal audit


the unceasing questioning of established practices to see if they are in line with internal compliance, iso standards, laws, etc.

this is usually carried out by accountants who had their personality removed. another pre-requisite is to be trained by phil, the prince of insufficient light.
the auditor from the infernal audit department brandished his pen and circled out the irregularities in the stationery manifest — there were 2 pencils short in the inventory, where 10 were recommended.

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