infestivities
a party or event you aren’t particularly pleased about hosting. usually work related, but could filter down to family- or roommate-based gatherings.
coffee is ready in the board room, mugs and donuts are all lined up, and i can smell the investment bankers and lawyers on their way to finalize the merger. when do the infestivities officially begin?
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