losing all mercy,care, and hope for the world and look at everything as dark and logical.
how could you?! wheres your humanity?!
i don’t have humanity. i have inhumanity!
- a job
a different way of saying, i am not telling you where i work. ken: what kind of job do u have? pam: a job
- death to oatmeal
a reference to the comic series “calvin & hobbes”. used as a war cry or as a general cry when you are p*ssed off, sort of like a swear word. very useful to people with anger management issues that want to sound random. “death to oatmeal!!!!!”
- morphys law
refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous “double-face” that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions — one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly “morph” into an irritable […]
are you f*cking serious right now person 1: i just deepthroated a fudgesicle and accidentally swallowed it person 2: ayfsrn?