Injured Snail
for those of us who are spectacularly slow – both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you’re both!)
so not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. which is pretty slow.
urmmm – i’m feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me…
ok here we go.
a: “you know, they’ve taken gullible out of the dictionary?”
b: “really! woah!”
a: laughs.
b: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) oh i get it! i’ve been gullible! ha ha!
a: “blimey you’re quick aren’t you?”
b: really!
a: “no. you’ve got the mental pace of an injured snail!”
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