Inner Asian
the feeling you get that makes you jump higher, press b-ttons faster, and play dance dance revolution better than you usually can.
derka: “gee, you press those b-ttons pretty darn fast.”
danny: “d-mn right! i’ve got my inner asian going on”
a person of asian backgrounds harnessing the power built up inside of them to preform tasks that need extra energy. (mashing the a b-tton very fast, jumping super high, or finishing that song on heavy from ddr.
derka: danny, how in the h-ll do you jump so f–king high??
danny: i’m feelin’ my inner asian right now!
a force every person has inside. it makes you do things and wear stuff that the weird asian man wearing toms with socks on does.
person: man i love that pokemon backpack you’re wearing.
2nd person: thanks i’m embracing my inner asian
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