Inner Asshole
when you take a sh-t and some magic inner -sshole pinches it off before your normal -ss hole does. you then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your -ss is totally clean! then, 15 minutes later … bam you have itchy -ss because your inner -sshole let a bit more sh-t out.
jack: “jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat”
jim “dewd, my inner -sshole got one over on me again, i just can’t get my -ss clean”
“yes! i finally got one over on my inner -sshole and got my -ss wiped clean.
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