inner blond
a person who doesn’t have blond hair, but they are truly a “blond” person on the inside.
“omg…i just remembered my story. okay, so one day my mom’s college roomate’s sister’s son tripped over a root when he was running. he fell over and got really scr-ped up. okay…that’s my story!!!” the brunette kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
mary bowden and molly look at one another and say, “oh kathryn you are such an inner blond.”
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