innocent handwasher
one who finds themselves in the position of an empty bathroom let alone oneself and another. in an attempt to avoid the ‘other’ person thinking that you’re listening to them pee, one must wash their hands or loudly fix themselves while perhaps tapping their foot in the mirror.
i was fixing my hair in the bathroom being an innocent handwasher, but i was sure betsy thought i was listening to her take a sh-t, so i washed my hands while singing very loudly instead.
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