inquelligent
an adjective used to describe an individual who defines their intellect by how well they scored on iq tests.
person abracadabra (apropos of nothing): “yeah, i scored close to 300 on the iq test i took, so i feel i’m qualified to weigh in on this discussion. pizza sounds great. and because of my high iq, i suggest we order 3 because that is the optimal number to feed everyone.”
person alacazam (under their breath to person cheaptrick): “oh my good lord, they are so inquelligent.”
(person cheaptrick nods sagely while person abracadabra continues to wax poetic of their impressive test scores to no one in particular).
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