when your insecure about your t*ts
“d*mn i have major insecuret*tties
a f*cking loser who thinks he is better than everybody else. also has a small d*ck. rip in pepperoni his pride lol. also is not a virgin. acts like a f*cking 5 year old. thinks he is athletic but isn’t at all. guy one: “d*mn, that guy is a f*ggot.” guy two: “yeah, he is […]
- *n*l weasel
the act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your *n*l c*n*l where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth. colin: “where’s jack?” luke: ” jack got an *n*l weasel”
- sky media
sky media is a company created by adam dahlberg (aka skydoesminecraft) for new youtubers to kick start their career and make great friends along the way! i’m a new youtuber and i would love to work at sky media with some of the most inspirational people on youtube.
of extreme complication and only understandable to an elite race of human beings. this programme is yutaesque, it drives me mitchnimayota