Insomnalepsy


1) (n) a combination of insomnia and narcolepsy where an individual endures so long a period without sleep that said individual is rendered unconcious instantaniously.
2) (n) that thing when you so d-mn tired you fall asleep and erybody all like “ay you ded???”

sidenote- insomnialepsy is diagnosable and a note can be written by a physician allowing the privalege to nap in cl-ss.
1) due to a serious bout of insomnalepsy i was unable to finish my term paper.
2) i got that insomnalepsy while drivin an kilt that ole lady’s dawg

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