insomnicum
the act of masturbating when you have trouble sleeping. trying to get more tired by masturbating.
ex 1:
person a: hey, how did you sleep?
person b: bad, at least until i unsomnicame.
ex 2:
person a: hey, i can’t sleep.
person b: why don’t you try to insomnic-m.
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