Insta-Bang
the act of when you have immediate s-x with another person.
if there’s a model on your car, insta-bang occurs.
the act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having s-xual intercourse with her. some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. it also makes for a great story.
me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)
friend: who is that
me: this chick i’ve been talking to that i’m going to hopefully instabang very soon.
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