insta-dick


when a guy goes from being nice to being an -sshole for no reason
“why do you hate chris?”

“he’s never done anything to me.. but he’s nasty to my friend so i don’t like him.”

“why is he mean to her?”

“i have no idea! he used to be nice to her… and then one day, bam, insta-d-ck!”

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