Insta-Dump


when someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. finally, when the person must excrete fecal mater — they are done within a matter of seconds.
1) fred didn’t t-rd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor’s were in awe of his seven pound “dookie”
2)
john:”brb dude.”
jake: “allright”
john: (thirteen seconds later) back.
jake: legit homie, what were you doing?
john: insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. 🙂

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