insta-jerking


not to be confused with insta-lurking, insata-jerking is when a guy m-st-rb-t-s to selfies of his crush on instagram because he is too uncomfortable with traditional p-rn.
i was gonna ask her out but she caught me insta-jerking so theres like, no chance.
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