insta-lurking


the act of looking through someone’s instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.
guy 1; bro i was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
guy 2; dude that’s intense. did you like any of her pics?
guy 1; no way man i was 56 weeks into that sh-t.

guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

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