instaboner
1 a woman who gives you a b-n-r instantly
2 the act of getting a b-n-r instantly
1 “d-mn look at that chick she is such an instab-n-r”
2 ” i just got an the biggest instab-n-r”
a b-n-r that is aquired instantly
when dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an “insta-b-n-r”
something/someone/ some action so intensely attractive the viewer immediately has an erection.
dude, when i saw that picture i got a mega insta-b-n-r
noun.
when a male’s p-n-s gets erected extremely fast, almost instantly.
when jennifer aniston offered me a bl-wj-b i got an instab-n-r.
a stiffy obtained merely from seeing a bangin chick.
phil: “dude, denise gave me such an insta-b-n-r last night!”
connor: “dude thats my mom!”
contraction of the words instant and b-n-r.
when you see something that makes your p-n-s go from zero to sixty in only a couple seconds; extreme, instant arousal.
john: “did you see jennifer lawrence dancing in silver linings playbook…?”
sam: “no, was it hot?”
john: “something i like to call, instab-n-r”
something extremely that gives guys b-n-rs the second they see it.
“we’re so hot, we’re totally insta-b-n-rs.”
“dude, have you seen taylor? she’s a total insta-b-n-r.”
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