instabro
people (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-s-xual connection. the term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer b-tts in: “where do you know each other from?” / “how long have you been friends?”
bro1: dude, i’ll give you 1000$ if i can bang your sis.
bro2: woah, 1000$ – finally someone who -gets me-!
sis: hey, what’s up guys? you seem to be having quite a chat.
bro2: yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.
a dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.
i know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar i check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. he’s such an instabro!
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