Instacum


instac-m, when someone is so attractive/s-xy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly c-m..
as stacy’s mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instac-m.
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c-mming repeatedly and instantly until the p-n-s shrivels up and becomes a chode.
cam had to insta-c-m because of his large intake of v–gr-.

wil had to insta-c-m because, well, he’s a f-g.

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