instacurity
an excessive concern with one’s social media presence, influence, and/or likeability.
i knew i was suffering from instacurity when i strategically timed when i was going to post on twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because i didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. i’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
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insecurities that one feels with regards to his or her instagram.
“austin should i use lo-fi or hudson?”
“doesn’t matter you’re not getting more than 20 likes anyway”
“you’re playing with my instacurities. i don’t like it”
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