instadeath
when you’re walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. works best next to a pool or on the beach.
watch me walk along the edge of this pool, i’m gonna instadeath into it.
an excessive concentration of something.
d-mn this coffee is strong enough to cause instadeath.
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