Instagram Pretty


the phenomenon where mediocre to slightly unsightly girls’ physical appearances benefit in photo form from instagram filters.
matthew: yo, so what does that girl you hooked up with look like?

mark: ehh. she’s ok, well instagram pretty.

luke: so on facebook, she’s a 7 but in real-life actually a 4?

john: yeah bruh!

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