instant asshole
a vodka redbull.
frat boy to waitress:
i’d like 3 redbull vodkas.
waitress to bartender:
3 instant -ssholes please.
an omnipresent -sshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.
everything was just perfect… but instant -sshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.
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