instant boner


when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you p-n-s is up
omg that girls tight -ss gave me an instant b-n-r

look at the instant b-n-rfying cleavage over there

i have a b-n-r right now just so you know
when u c a broad so s-xc that ur d-ck juss pops up
oh sh-t check out that broad man instant b-n-r

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