instant compensation


a rich businessman’s version of nock and run but without the need to run; a sack of money labelled ‘instant compensation’ is thrown through a window thereby instantly compensating the recipent for the broken window, therefore the thrower is morally innocent of any actions regarding the broken window.
frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. he therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.

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