instant expert


someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
person one: “whoa. so now jason started an argument with me about which of the american presidents are the best and worst. yesterday, he didn’t know anything about them.”

person two: “he {googled} them, obviously.”

person one: “you’re right. he’s become an instant expert.”
somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.
person one: “who, jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst american presidents.”

person two: “yesterday, he didn’t know anything about them.”

person one: “yeah, well, today, he’s become an instant expert.

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