Instant-Karma Text
when you accidentally send a text b-tching about someone to the person you are b-tching about.
instant-karma text: “tracy is such a f-cking b-tch. have you seen her hair? she looks like a total sk-nk.”
-sending to tracy-
me: ” oh my god f-ck no, reverse! reverse! shiiiiit!”
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