Instascam


used to describe a party or gathering that looks awesome on instagram but actually wasn’t fun
person a: “did you see jeff’s rager on instagram? all those girls have to be hashtag naked by now”

person b: “dude it was an instascam. everybody left at 9 and jeff’s jacking off to animal planet… did you just say hashtag?

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