instashade


when you don’t like an instagram because they have already received “enough” likes. their instagram post is not worthy of your like. you have no more “likes” to give.
johnny was scrolling through instagram and realized sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. he thinks, i could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? johnny throws instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

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