InstaSmashed
the redrunk. when one bl–dy mary gets you instantly as smashed as you were the night before.
“did you see that girl p-ssed out in front of the bar?” “yeah that b-tch was instasmashed.” or to the tune of sanasa “instasmashed instasmashed instasmashed.. i just got instasmashed”
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