Instastalk


when someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.
“holy sh-t, she instastalked me. i can’t decide if that’s cool or not.”

or

“don’t friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory.”
verb:
to stalk someone on instagram.

this is a development from the traditional facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their instagram account to be public, and therefore open to instastalkers (noun).
i know she goes to the gym, because i instastalked her.

i’ve made my instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

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