InstaWife


a new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the sh-t in your apartment that she doesn’t like, followed by moving her own girly sh-t into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free – all without your approval or positive reinforcement.
mang, marquis got a instawife at his crib yo. she already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!

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