Insurance Shit
you’re like 95% sure it’s just gas. pretty sure it’s just a fart.
…but you decide to sit down on the toilet just in case. 95% of insurance sh-ts usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarr-ssing shart.
rick: okay okay okay ready i got one, get the lighter…
-prffffttffrfrtt-
rick (cont’d): holy d-cksweat that was amazing!!
roll: okay lemme tr-…wait…wait…nope, i’ve gotta take an insurance sh-t.
when you take a sh-t either a: so you don’t have to later on while there is no time or b: are not sure if you have to fart or have to sh-t so you go do it on the toilet.
a: “dude, i’m not sure my bowels will make it the entire road trip without me taking an insurance sh-t before we leave”
b: “dude, i’m not sure if i have to fart or cr-p so i’d better go take an insurance sh-t just in case”
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