insurance
a business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.
gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.
a form of gambling.
a way to get free money.
1) i might get an accident and get insurance money!
2) i’m going to cause an accident and get insurance money!
the thing your wife and two kids wish you bought before you stepped in front of that commuter train while listening to metal music on your headphones.
loser death insurance broke welfare
insurance is a big international industry employing thousands of people. it has a turnover of billions of dollars.
the insurance industry started at edward lloyd’s coffee house in london in the late 1680s. edward lloyd’s was a popular meeting spot for master mariners, merchants and ship owners. all the news about the departures of ships, their estimated time of arrival at the port to which they were sailing ,and the cargoes being carried was discussed over coffee and something to eat. lloyds rapidly became the place where ships and their cargoes were insured against loss at sea. today lloyds of london is still the leading marine and specialist insurance market in the world.
the act of preemptively cheating on your significant other -just in case- they cheat/are cheating on you. that way if they ever cheat, you have an ace in the hole.
very similar to the well doc-mented prisoner’s dilemma.
guy 1: you hooked up with emily? thought you had a girlfriend
guy 2: it was just insurance, nothing serious
guy 1: you don’t trust your girl?
guy 2: she went on spring break with a bunch of dudes, wtf am i supposed to think?
guy 1: yeah i feel you
a female friend you put on ‘back-burner’ when you are dating someone or getting close to, so if that the relationship ends, you still have her to go to.
that b-tch girl dumped me, but her best friend was my insurance, so i won in the end.
a medication used to help ease the pain and frustration of …..that time.
hey aubrey, do u have any insurance with you?
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