intellectual whore
a guy (usually) with unrequited l-st for a girl.
the girl may keep him around for a number of reasons, including self aggrandizement, intellectual stimulation or entertainment.
see also intellectual pimp, cuddle b-tch, wordninja b-tch/quote, ladder theory, ladder disparity
‘i used to be stacy’s intellectual wh-r-, but i’m over her now.’
person a is an intellectual wh-r- to person b.if person a wants to sh-g person b and person b will not sh-g person a but keeps person a around for entertainment, emotional support etc…
almost always men
“you do all that for her and you arent even getting any,man you are such an intellectual wh-r-.”
an intellectual wh-r- is someone who sells out their intellect to any subject, however unlikely, undeserving or unworthy, in the pursuit of personal gain / kudos / attention or basically just to show off.
my incredibly clever friend who used to write underground ‘zines is now making millions marketing merchandise to the ‘youth’. he is such an intellectual wh-r- – he’ll lay his brain down in anybody’s bed if the price is right.
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