intense guitaring
to place the top part of the guitar into the woman’s v-g-n-, once it slides in, strum the strings hard while flipping your hair back and forth like you’re in a metal concert and then wait for juices to cover your guitar before starting your solo. once solo is completed use the guitar and destroy it like metal guitar soloist.
oh man, my guitar strings snapped cause i tried intense guitaring last night.
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